if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
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dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
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He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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