i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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