I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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