I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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