is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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