so explain again why im purple
no
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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