Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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