I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize
