Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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