I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I woke up under a house in Key West
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