If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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