Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
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You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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