Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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