it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
His hands were made for my vagina.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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