A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
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he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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