she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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