oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
The feeling are messing with the penis
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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