Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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