So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
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Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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