real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
accomplished twins. life is a go
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
You dont lie about slip and slides
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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