Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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