i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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