I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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