so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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