Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
im drinking this country out of the recession.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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