At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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