he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
How's work?
Spinning.
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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