she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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