PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
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all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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