please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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