After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.