Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.