Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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