my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
When did angry sex become our thing?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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