Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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