So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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