So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
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