wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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