No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
