No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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