Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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