I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
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So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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