mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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