Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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