Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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