Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Oh god it's open bar.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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