Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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