he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
why is half of my head shaved?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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