We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
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You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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