You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I just found a bag of teeth...
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
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