we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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