You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
we should paint friendship bongs
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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