Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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