Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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