tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
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There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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