I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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