that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Randomize
