Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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