So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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