I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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