Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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